crying since 1997

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

you fool…..this is anish kapoor’s Vantablack™ cow

U fools he just hasn’t been unlocked yet

strong female characters are allowed to have relationships, be it with a hero, an anti-hero, a villain, whomever.  being in a relationship DOES NOT diminish a female character’s strength or their agency.  a female character does not have to forever be a lone wolf in order to validate her strength. 

whys that one dog from the secret life of pets look like the babadook

dreamlife: a man who buys me books and flowers and gives me neck kisses

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

this is the only post you need to see

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

Just fine.