Baguette

Springboarding off another idea: Fingerless gloves. When you put them on, you don’t have visible fingers. They’re still out there, somewhere. Being licked.

reminder for all the jewish people out there: your goyische friends/family/roommates might start putting up lights and trees soon. this is part of the "christmas" celebration, a holiday that recognizes the birth of santa claus. jesus christ brings all the children presents and puts them under a big tree! its like their version of tu bishvat its on december 25th every year, so the day actually changes on the hebrew calendar. its their most major holiday and its only one day long! how peculiar. you can support your friends by putting small gifts in the biggest sock you can find or by finding a little hanging decoration called an "ornament" which they will put on their "tree". if they put it towards the top this is a huge compliment in their culture

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.