Happiness in Puppy and other forms

What the actual fuck. Why. Why does this exist. Why did people eat this. I can't stop staring at it. It's hypnotically horrifying.

I choose to accept this as the answer and will cease any attempts at further research which may contradict this answer. Thank you and goodnight.

There are times I have to sing the "take your meds, dumbass" song on repeat until I actually get to the meds.

Seriously

yall DO realize that when tags on ao3 are like "abusive relationships" "homophobia" "racism" "consent issues/r*pe" they are there to protect you, right? you do realize that those tags being there lets you know that an author RECOGNIZES when something is wrong and is explicitly tagging that because it's a story that discusses those things right? you do realize that the author is not *shudders* condoning those things, right?

This at all the people who say, "well they shouldn't be there in the first place!!!!" Wait until I tell you about public libraries.

Do I put things on display, think about who I might offend, smile a little smile and go on with my day? Always.

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.