⭐️Haossa⭐️

I think in any Jedi!Maul scenario where he grew up in the temple his whole life, it would be very very funny if he kept the evil Sam Witwer voice and cadence and delivery when he talked. Good guy with terminal mellifluous bad guy voice. He doesn’t hear it and can’t help it, everything he says sounds suspicious by default and constantly makes people do double takes. Genuinely a good person but sounds like the most classic evil mustache twirler of all time

Maul is always out here like yes hahaha come with me child I can be your dad yes leave behind your current dad he literally sucks ass and is not nearly as cool and scary as me hahaha I promise I'll make you soooo evil and powerful and fueled by hate and rage it has gone great for me I never got cut in half or spent a decade in the actual literal garbage going mad plagued by horrible visions because of it not at all and I'm like so so over the guy who cut me in half can't even remember his name anyway you can trust me I prommyyyy stick your fingers in my enclosure pleaseeeee let me be your dad

that man wants to be a dad so bad. impregnate him.

Maul's three passions: vengeance, trying to recruit an apprentice, and wearing deep v-neck shirts

The concept of Astrid and Eadwulf calling Essek slurs and lowkey hazing his ass in the lab only for him to get pseudo married to their ex third (that of course they’re still in love with) and live in a little cottage with him and adopt a few cats WHILE said third is actively their coworker at the very school they trauma bonded and fell in love in decades ago. AND THEN he shows up at Astrid’s side gig book store job and embarrasses the shit out of her with his interns, specifically being like “my partner, your ex, says hi. :).” Insane play by Essek Thelyss, king of being petty and never letting go of anything ever.

watching an essek early scenes compilation and losing my mind over the mighty nein going "this really powerful guy that keeps giving our wizard spells and driving us around everywhere loves ominously mentioning how we're gonna have to pay him back soon... but hes niceys so im sure it'll be fine!" and then it literally was fine. he never asked for a single favour back. he almost started to but then they caught him doing treason and made him cry so it was forgiven. its like they're on a path of the most obvious foreshadowing in the world but jester keeps painting all the cobblestones bright pink. matt fighting for his life dropping increasingly unsubtle hints that this guy is not to be trusted but then they trust him anyway and it works out in their favour like this is the only character in the whole campaign they're not immediately plotting to kill, who starts off secretly plotting to kill them, but then without even consciously trying they change his mind through the power of friendship so it turns out they were right all along. who on earth is doing it like the mighty nein

The Mighty Nein saw a broken soul just like them and they understood, you do insane things when you’re alone and have no one to rely on. Each of them has had their own struggles to become the found family that they are. And none of it was easy. It was through blood, sweat and tears. So yeah, ominous hot wizard boi, you do fit right in.