Bonus points if Maul finds out Obi Wan is just as adept on a ballroom floor, and is SO angry about it for reasons he can't even articulate.

Okay, why did mother Talzin give Maul that collar in Clone Wars? Did she just think he needed some extra drip alongside his gloves and legs? It’s not like it serves a practical use

Because if he didn't max out on accessories, then he's just running around fully naked for the whole season

the new maul show should lean into heated rivarly's success and feature an extensive scene that constantly jumps between maul and obi wan dueling and them fucking. disney i'm telling you this will save star wars abandon the mandalorian and baby yoda THIS will make you the big bucks.