I have received confirmation that Star Wars aliens are indeed an unfamiliar topic to the average person these days. Growing up I knew it as the biggest fiction fandom in the world, which only really changed around 2000 when Pokemon and then Harry Potter became more exciting to kids. Until I got into Pokemon myself, Star Wars creatures were definitely my own biggest hyperfixation.
So this is the kind of thing I just assume EVERYONE who follows me is already familiar with but here are my top 5 Star Wars aliens, with lore that I promise Iâm not making up no matter how stupid it ever gets:
Dice Ibegon: a hand puppet seen for literally one second in the Cantina scene, actually some kind of sandworm-like prop. A published âExpanded Universeâ story, i.e. canon at the time, decided Dice was a female âLamproydâ who could see through time with her force powers, and also that the wolfman here, Lak Sivrak, was her lover. Both their species gauged sexiness by nothing but deadliness, see, and theyâre both apex predators from their home planets, or something. Part of their relationship was based on the fact that she can see his inevitable moment of death.
As an aside, the special editions digitally replaced Lak Sivrak with an elephant monster because he was really always just a store-bought generic werewolf mask and George Lucas thought it looked too awful. I do not think anyone ships Dice with this nobody.
BUBOICULLAAR: I loved this froggy guy so much, seen momentarily in Jabbaâs palace, that I used to pretend to be him like other little kids pretended to be a dog or cat sometimes. Another published canon story reasoned that he was a highly sapient being but his species survives partially by pretending to be dumb animals and even playing the part of pets. Another alien implanted a bomb in Bubo to try and assassinate Jabba but Bubo easily removed it and used it to blow up the assassin instead, not because he cares about Jabba the Hutt but because the guy was going to use him as a bomb
LOJE NELLA: this prop was nicknamed âToadstool Terrorâ by the production crew, and I saw it referenced in a book without any pictures, so it tormented me for many years trying to figure out who âToadstool Terrorâ was. It wasnât even readily available information on the internet for years; I actually scoured books and magazines about âReturn of the Jediâs development and eventually I did spot this alien, correctly deducing that this had to be Toadstool Terror because of the mossy mushroom shape.
Loje Nella never got much of a story added, just the âreal name.â Conceptual artwork shows her with a tapering worm body and a pair of cricket-like legs, but some HACK at some point apparently gave her a humanlike body for a random book cover and other HACKS thought that was the canon design of her species.
âWOL CABBASHITE:â a thing stuck on the ceiling in only this shot with a tongue that wiggles around. The name was given by a Star Wars magazine which established that these are force-sensitive, barnacle-like intelligent aliens who live for thousands of years.
AMANAMAN: this is the alien people originally compared to a big dick but I thought he looked like a cross between a frog and a banana and I thought he was the coolest thing ever. I especially thought he was cool because he just looked weird, awkward and kind of goofy yet he carries around a bunch of rotting human heads and even part of a carcass. I actually saw him in a magazine about creature effects before I even knew he was from Star Wars and he gave me nightmares, so he was basically a bogeyman to me at 5 or 6 years old. Said magazine was in my late Grandmotherâs ultra-creepy basement so I associate him with exactly that place. It had an unfinished wall that opened into a deep, dark crawlspace so thatâs where he lived.
Expanded Universe lore just reasoned he was from a race of like, tribalistic jungle headhunters which I always thought was lazy and bad. Unfortunately thatâs still in the Disney canon. Weâre really out here still assuming the first alien we see represents an entire planetâs culture??? I think Amanaman is just a twisted fucker is all. I think this is like aliens see Leatherface running around and assume thatâs just what humans are.
jacobvanloon
tangentwithtanner
discoholicmusic
kianamaiart
baratheonpilled
andulkaphoto
