yooooooo

would love to be one of hannibal’s normal patients. he’s not trying to convince me to murder or anything, he’s just showing me breathing exercises and writing out my zoloft prescription. i hear he’s a cannibal on the news and just go :( aw b/c now i have to find another psychiatrist and i had already gotten so comfortable with him because i made him laugh with a mento ewness meme i saved in my phone just for him

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

i love this so much

#she/her but in like a way where you look at a majestic ship not like a woman (via @exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear​)

they/them but in a pile of leaves kind of way

my anatomy used to be so good. what happened to me

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

I absolutely hate falling asleep with YouTube autoplaying on TV I dozed off at my desk and when I woke up a 2+ hour Skyrim lore vid was on and I genuinely had a "where the fuck am I ???" Moment