hannah🧚🏼

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

BE NICE

HE IS DOING HIS JOB

YOU MADE HIM SAD YOU MONSTER

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille