no mosh pit for you shaka brah

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

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What the fuck is your problem

john karkat is entering high school this fall

she gonna teach me how to swim

I SAID OO.GURG

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