Fuck

I SAW GOODY PROCTOR FAKE A TASK

I SAW GOODY PROCTOR VENT

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

me when i walk around like a gay moron

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

Definitely pro-Satan.

Reblogging now but I'm also scheduling this to post again at the end of October, when folks may need a reminder that they may have right to time off work to vote.

ohmygod I found it. the original vibe check.

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12