handsonhannah

Every fortune cookie I've ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

first reblog of 2020 after 5 years 

lmao = leave my ass olone

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

Rare magnetic Pepe

my friendship circle getting so small it's almost disappearing

It disappeared

Reality vs. Hollywood’s propaganda

Reality vs American Sniper

this made me teary eyed