yet to crash

@handsomeface dude I told you it said lizard warning!!!

Does lightning mcqueen have life insurance or car insurance

What facial expression do you think Obama made when someone told him “allegedly Donald Trump tried to disrespect you by paying a bunch of chicks to pee on each other and on a bed because you and Michelle once slept in, long after you had used it”

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

how about a shout out to the people who have the “ugly” symptoms like obsessing over others, having fits of rage, idolizing people, debating their validity constantly, crying over the tiniest things, depending on others for validation. shout out to the people who are frustrated with not being able to control their own mind. you guys rock! i understand that feeling and i’m here for you!

Just to be clear on where this blog stands

I didn’t want there to ANY confusion.