hail

I hate hearing stories about how someone cheated but the other person forgave them and now they’re even more in love and lived happily ever after, it’s propaganda and I don’t care

Fuck you and fuck that baby too

This is my favorite post lmao.

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

this is cute

None of that is okay what the fuck

Didn’t one fan drive HOURS to get the official birth record of one of the members kids bc they had a conspiracy that it was a fake baby?

Excuse me?

Transcription: “My manager at Abercrombie was a woman who I think - she seemed twenty years older than me, she was probably three years older than me - and the most distinct thing I remember happening is: one day I was eating an apple and she said, “What does that taste like?” and I said, “An apple?” and she said, “Yeah, I’ve never had one.” She was later arrested.”