Hamano Chiharu

Also, the album releases April 8th 2015 (aka the day ame will actually die). ok here’s the translation have fun with this idiot (actually now it’s just 2 idiots) also im sorry there are a lot of random notes because i cant deal with them

Kashi: Friday Good Morning (note: I’m so done wwith this idiot i actually died here) Taruto: W-wait, wait a sec!! Kashi: Huuuh what, what?? I’m supposed to start singing now!! Taruto: Say that again! Kashi: Friday? Good? Morning? Taruto: That’s in English!! The title is just Kinyoubi No Ohayo (title in Japanese). Kashi: No no no www Taruto: Kinyoubi. No. OHAYO. Kashi: Isn’t it fine?? We went abroad together so much!! Taruto: Ahhhh that was really fun Kashi: Wasn’t it!? It was super fun!! Taruto: But still, this song is Kinyoubi no Ohayo!! Kashi: I know I know, just let it go this once, okay? Can I sing already? Taruto: No! I won’t let it go! No! Kashi: Can I sing? Can I sing? Can I? Taruto: No no no no!! www

(Kashi sings anyways~)

*Note: Friday Good Morning is about a boy who’s trying to build up the courage to say good morning to this cute girl who’s always on the same train as him on the way to school, so…

Kashi: It’s, it’s impossible!! Taruto: Don’t run away!! Kashi: But I mean, could you say good morning!? Taruto: I totally could!! Kashi: But like, “Good morning”, don’t I sound so awkward?? Taruto: “Good morning” wwwwww Kashi: wwww You can’t say it like that, we’re trying to talk to a cute girl, y’know? I bet you wouldn’t be able to greet her Taruto: I really wouldn’t Kashi: Riiight!? Taruto: www ok ok try to say it Kashi: “UUuuunn~ G’morning” www Taruto: Kashitaro-kun you can’t say the “uuunnn” www *Note: They say a lot of other stuff here but basically they’re just fooling around and making fun of each other’s “good morning”s

Kashi: Happy Synthe…sizer. Taruto: Wa- Oh, I guess this is in English…

(Happy Synthesizer plays)

*Note: The last line that plays in the preview of the song is supposed to be the line “I’m useless, but there is one thing I can do”, but the preview cuts off at “useless”, and this happens…

Kashi: Hey, um… Taruto: Huh? What’s up Kashi: Am I really useless? (note: THIS PART WAS SO CUTE goodbye) Taruto: No of course you’re not Kashi: No, I’m useless… Taruto: If you really were you wouldn’t be releasing this CD!! Kashi: No, that’s, that’s… Taruto: You’re fine!! Have more confidence in yourself- Kashi: I can’t do this anymore. I can’t!!! I can’t~~!! *Note: He uses ‘atashi’ here to say “I” which is like a suuuuper feminine way of saying “I”. Okay Kashi. Okay. Taruto: Are you a girl!??

Kashi: Dreaming Map *Note: he sings most of it properly (truly amazing) but when it gets to the chorus he starts humming along instead of singing, like “fuuuun fuun fuuuuuuun~” Taruto: Huh!? W-Why are you humming?? No one’s gonna understand the song like that!! Let’s sing it properly!! Come on, this isn’t- aaahhHHHH

And then Taruto starts humming along…and actually hums the harmony for him wwww

Kashi: Taru-chan you actually wanted to sing too, huh wwww

Kashi: Shutter- Taruto: It’s still playing it’s fine! Kashi: …(sniggers) Chance (note: KASHI ARE YOU LIKE 5 YEARS OLD) Taruto: That’s way too long!! *Basically Kashi was trying to be funny and make people think that the video froze by stopping for a really long time in the middle of the word…wwww

Taruto (in the middle of the preview): Wait wait it’s a shutter chance! Kashi: W-w-what happened?? Taruto: Look! It’s Yamanba! (A youkai from Japanese folklore) Kashi: Oh it’s really Yamanba! Haven’t seen them around recently! (Kashi wtf are you talking about wwww “recently” when have you actually seen one) Taruto: It’s that thing from Monster Hunter! That’s always hanging around with you- Kashi: That’s Kayamba! Um, no, I mean the thing with the people who first created NND… Taruto: Dwango! Ah no, you know that brand of clothing women go for, uh, Together: Samantha Thanvasa! (ok at this point no one knows what they’re talking about but basically it’s all stuff that sounds similar)