Sup

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

One of the few child stars to not grow up and lose they damn mind

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the tail wag on her way down

i am HIGH AF

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos

this koreaboo girl i know was like “i feel like i know every korean song” and my friend said “what’s the south korean national anthem” and it was literally the funniest thing that i’ve ever heard

I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough 

But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together

The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

new rule, no one’s allowed to make fun of women for fitting “manic pixie dream girl” stereotypes, if a gal is ~quirky~ and dyes her hair and takes pictures of the moon fuckin let her, it’s not her fault men think she’s gonna cure their existential issues just bc she likes milkshakes and floral tattoos lmao