my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

I have GOT to stop spending $30

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much