gigglypuff 🧊

no shes not because she cant remember shit past 2 weeks ago

good thing you wrote that down on the electronic forever word storage system you bitch

tshirt that says i’m high in public and completely at ease

tshirt that says im pretty high right now but i’ll be fine later

somebody said “do you even like foxes”. Do i even like foxes? Fuck you. Go fuck yojrself. do i even like foxes. You have no idea what its like to like foxes

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do

You'll never have music taste as impeccable as whoever the fuck was in charge of the Shrek soundtrack.

listening to this podcast about how the french are culturally mandated to take a 1 to 2 hour lunch break away from the workplace during which its looked down upon to talk about work. which is unfortunately the sexiest thing ive ever heard

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck