haleyisaghost

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

🇵🇸don’t forget to do your daily clicks!🇵🇸

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

onto better things thursday

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here