and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

as the target audience of sandwiches,

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM. NOW