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I dare you to tell me Rick Riordan isn’t setting us up for an Apollo-centric story with Will and Nico as the protagonists. Say it to my face.

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tyleroakley

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

bigdisasterenergy

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

subterraneanbunnypig-blog

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

vladtheimpalainvalhalla

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

vikingstorytime-blog-blog

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

vladtheimpalainvalhalla

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

sitting-petty

reblogging for the priceless notes

starry-dawn

The Tampocalypse

confringo-

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

forgivemeannabelle-deactivated2

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

petitekleptomania

Reblogging for the comments

valentinechopine

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

pretty-rage-machine

can I be a shareholder?

#tampocalypse

himborc

"do it for Divine"

- Leliana, probably

#yup

heart

why is it so hard to get out of bed

bathulu-blog

Because the laws dictates that an object at rest tends to stay the fuck in bed because moving is the worst

heart

oh yeah I forgot. thank you for reminding me about Newton’s first law

Hey look a seahorse

I just laughed so hard about this you don’t understand

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avalars

#I just got hit with a brick of nostalgia

teambrownie1

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

hammncheese94

OH MY GOD THATS SO ACCURATE

#that might be me oops

Every time the shambling corpses spawn in Dragon Age: Origins, my warden groans and says "these things again?! Ugh...alright." And I have to pause the game to laugh every time because she's a huge fucking baby

#dragon age origins #I need to beat origins and two before I get inquisition #and I've got a loooooooooong way to go

forthepixels

Pokemon World Map

dreamer-mari

#HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

#yoooooooo

julshii

anyone please ask your crush out like this

julshii

The thrilling answer

brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

moodycrissy

nexttttt pleaseee :D

sinofangels

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

hamburgergod

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

maria-ruta

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

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IT HAD TO BE DONE:

skyloxuniiverse

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

sparksoffandommagic

This is my favourite thing on Tumblr because every time I see it it’s slightly different or extended or following a whole new story from the original but it’s always adorable!

x-lilou-chan-x

Seriously guys I’m terribly busy and look at what you made me draw…..! haaaaaaw <3 I couldn’t resist…

#this makes me unreasonably happy #and there's even more than the last time I saw it!

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chellodello

This entire generation as parents.

#*whistles innocently*

stephenhawqueen

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

dainesanddaffodils

#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay…

#perfection

tamamita

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#I almost expected Hoenn music

Things you should NEVER say to different fandoms (feel free to add your own)

Whovians: I skipped nine.

Potterheads: They're just books.

Tolkienites: Why didn't the eagles just drop them off?

Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.

Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.

Disney: Those are kids movies

Tributes: Oh there's a love triangle? So it's the new Twilight.

Sherlockians: John's straight.

Starkids: 'Darren Criss and members from Team Starkid...'

DreamWorks: HTTYD is Disney, right?

#a lot of those would ale me angry actually

the-other-aenor

I cannot even put into words how many emotions this story makes me feel. It’s so sad and sweet and cute and just plain heartbreaking. It shows us how much of a monster Gothel really was, but it also shows just how strong Eugene and Rapunzel’s bond is. This is how you OTP.

Im so glad no one was home when I read this because I was just sobbing and giggling like an idiot.

xxladybugdisney

OMGGGG THAT LAST PAGE KILLED ME

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE. SHE FELL ASLEEP IN HIS LAP AND HE’S CUDDLING HER AND LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHE’S THE MOST PERFECT THING IN THE WORLD (AND SHE IS AFTER ALL). LIKE I JUST CAN’T.

It just goes to show how lonely they both were before they found each other!!!!

no1twerkslikegaston-deactivated

DONT TOUCH ME

what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20

GOSH, MOTHER GOTHEL WAS SO DEMENTED XD

chihiras

Okay but this is too cute

#my heart cannot #tangled

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