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That’s all it is Miles, a leap of faith. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
THIS MOVIE WAS SO GODDAMN GOOD YOU GUYS AND SO DELIGHTFUL WE FINALLY GOT THE SPIDERMAN MOVIE WE ALL DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’ve had this vague plot bunny for the longest time that’s not going anywhere soon because 1.) no idea what the actual Story is and 2.) I have like 5 other projects I want to work on first but the basic points as I have them are
steampunk or otherwise Different Reality setting. think late 1890s/early 1900s aesthetic
takes place at the funeral (and specifically inside the mansion) of a very eccentric and blasphemously rich inventor who’s left the bulk of her fortune to a great-niece who no one’s seen in some years, having been away on fabulous foreign adventures since she was a young lady. some have speculated that she too is either dead or disgraced and the family has just covered it up
enter our main character, a daring lady thief™ who’s hatched a daring plan: pose as the Mysterious Missing Niece and bluff her way through the funeral services to make bank.
unfortunately, this is isn’t going to just be a single day of condolences and fake crying. in true Eccentric Billionaire fashion, the dearly deceased has arranged for her funeral to be a multi-day party complete with games and puzzles to earn certain items from her personal collection. she thought a little fun would help ease the grieving process, but what actually ensues is a cutthroat competition between her family and colleagues to secure access to her many patents and research.
understandably curious, our Lady Thief begins poking around the mansion trying to discover what this rich old weirdo’s deal was while maintaining her cover as the Missing Niece. needless to say, secret rooms, zany traps, and conspiring fellow mourners abound. hot air balloons factor into this somehow, I just know it.
there’s a sassy butler, obviously, keeping an uncomfortably close eye on our Lady Thief because he’s been onto her bullshit since day one.
and there’s this Intrepid Reporter Woman who our Lady Thief can’t seem to avoid, who keeps popping up in places she shouldn’t be and knows far more about this family than even a particularly determined reporter should. who is she? what’s her game? and why does our Lady Thief want to kiss her in the moonlight?
is the Intrepid Reporter Woman secretly the real Mysterious Missing Niece, going undercover at her great aunt’s funeral for her own amusement? or maybe to take the target off her back and make sure the inheritance is split up justly? you bet your britches.
they team up to zag on the greedy relatives and nasty competitors, take the money, and run away together on a train
the end
this sounds aggressively like an adventure game
nice!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I recently ran out on my YUM pins, so I’m gonna be restocking them! Now’s a good time to preorder it, along with a new one: DELICIOUS. There’s a preorder exclusive sale to get both of them that won’t show up again.
http://flamingosaurus.tictail.com/product/yumpreorder
THE PINS ARE IN NOW but because something goofed with shipping the backing cards I don’t have those yet, so I’m leaving the preorder and the preorder deal open until they arrive. There’s only a few preorder slots left too!

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More handmade dice tests! I’ll be back to posting regularly soon, I hope! Thanks for sticking around!
incredible
meeting a new group of people
me: hi! so where are you guys from :D
normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)
Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)
Someone finally said it it’s so annoying!
One day I was eating at a restaurant in Peru with the 3 guys who were volunteering with me and someone asked us where we came from. So I said France, the German guy said Germany, the Maltese guy had to say Italy because almost no-one in Peru knows where Malta is, and then the American guy said Portland, like he didn’t even specify the state he just thought everyone knew where Portland is 😤
i can’t tell whether this is better or worse than
european: where are you from
american: i’m italian
european: omg same! da dove vieni?
american: wait what lol i don’t speak mexican i only speak english
and
european: where are you from?
american: (monolingual english speaker, white, never left Marietta, GA in 23 years of life) well i’m 1/5th irish, 1/7th german, 32% greek, 4/9ths native american, 1/12th swedish, a little bit filipino, my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, but i just call myself african :)
The American comments on this post are so irritating. I think that some of them don’t realise that the USA is just a country while Europe is a continent made up of different countries where you can find different religions, different autochthonous ethnicities, different languages etc; You can’t compare a single country’s diversity to the diversity of an entire continent.
“But Texas is so different from Oregon! People need to know which state I’m from because they’re all so different!” We don’t care. We are going to see you as an American, not as a Texan or a Californian or whatever, just like you’re going to see someone from Bavaria as a German, someone from Normandy as a Frenchman or someone from Piedmont as an Italian, not as a Bavarian, a Norman and a Piedmontese. European countries have regional differences too, even more than US states yet we don’t feel the need to specify that to foreigners when they ask us where we’re from unless they ask us to elaborate.
“But the US is so big! Some of our states are even bigger than your countries!”
Russia is the largest country in the world and undoubtedly more diverse than the US. If you were to ask a Russian where they’re from they would say that they’re from Russia, not Komi or Tuva unless they’re speaking to another Russian or someone they know to be familiar with Russian geography.
You’re not special nor does the world revolve around you, just accept that and move on.
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He’s not wrong

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i am losing my FUCKING mind, they had pitbull do a fucking AFRICA by TOTO cover for AQUAMAN and it is BONKERS and it is SOMEHOW REAL
Item: Shoes of Tentacular Clambering, with dextrous living tendrils that allow the wearer to walk as if wearing elegant heels on any terrain, plus a grappling-kick attack.
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So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
I came out as trans to my uncle, and he wrote the loveliest response:
“Thank you for coming out to us! It is a joyful occasion to share being yourself with your family. The consciousness that resides in each of us is without gender, but gender and bodies are trappings that we put on, and it is important that you are comfortable in them. Much like a decent pair of pants.”
This is so beautiful and profound and then…..that last line.
Still beautiful, BUT OH THE LAUGHTER.
Of course, the real way to tell whether you’re in a Hard SF novel is if people keep providing you with unsolicited explanations of basic physics and everyday technology which you should, by rights, already know.
So every single woman is in a Hard SF novel is what you’re telling me
…You know, it’s occurred to me that this would actually be a very good way to do exposition in hard SF novels without needing anyone to break character.
#‘but of course teleportation technology based on quantum displacement is common now–’#‘I KNOW’#’–ever since they replaced the old SK-400s with the newly-discovered Mega Dilithium cores–“#‘I FUCKING KNOW THIS ALREADY MARK’
oh my god, sexist dudes aren’t mansplaining, they’re providing helpful exposition to your audience
“MARK. I INVENTED THE TECH BEHIND THE SK-400. MARK!”

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Fun D&D rule for your home games: If you’re out of spell slots, you can keep using spells, but at your own personal expense - it will cost you points of exhaustion. A level 1 spell will cost you 1 point of exhaustion, level 2 will cost 2 points, etc… up to level 6, at which point you die. So you can sacrifice yourself to do one final level 6 spell, but nothing higher. This way you could give your party one last clutch spell, but you have to spend days recovering afterwards.
fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben