─ ⊹ ⊱ : ❝ ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE SEED. ❞ ... a series of sentence starters taken from various quotes from book two of dungeon crawler carl by matt dinniman. writing / roleplay prompts - feel free to adjust pronouns as necessary!
" That's actually a great idea! "
" Of course it's a great idea. I always come up with great ideas. "
" Sometimes it's better to stay in familiar skin. "
" How can we make it to Heaven if God doesn't recognize us? "
" I was damned the moment I became her husband. "
" What a disappointment you are. "
" Welp. If you're gonna go, you might as well do it with style. "
" If I do it, awesome. If I fail, tragic. "
" Mama needs a night off. "
" What the actual fuck was wrong with those assholes? "
" I know I screw it up a lot. But I do love him, I really do. "
" All it takes is a little seed. Just little seeds here and there, and soon enough you have a forest. "
" If your stupid ass can get out of this, I look forward to working with you. "
" What the fuck? How is that a quest? "
" He has an erection. It is very inappropriate! [name] is appalled! "
" Are you scared of my butt or something? I'll have you know it is glorious. "
" This is an award-winning derriere! "
" We should try to save the others. It's the right thing to do. "
" You can't save them all. "
" End it. I should have never have lived this long. "
" Don’t compare your circumstances with how they were yesterday. Look at how they were years ago. "
" This is what you do for family. "
" I think I liked you better when you didn't make so much sense. "
" I've always made sense, [name]. "
" Holy shit, am I that predictable? "
" If they ask, tell them I know what I'm doing. "
" Fuck no. I'm making this shit up as I go along. "
" Talking smack is my special talent. "
" This is new flesh. Delicious flesh. "
" They are ravenous, and now they know of your flavor. "
" If it used to be okay, but it’s not okay anymore, then maybe you should do something about it. "
" You surprised me yesterday when you survived. "
" You surprised me yesterday when you survived. I won't make that mistake today. "
" That was needlessly gruesome. "
" What a pussy. That’s my opinion. "
" I'm watching. The whole universe is watching. "
" I can be forgiving. I have a forgiving nature. Grace should always be given in the face of betrayal. "
" This is my deal. My grace. This is how you win back your life. "
" It’s too dangerous for a show to have guest stars that are more interesting than the main character. "
" So help me god, I will abandon you right here and right now if you decide to take up the kazoo. "
" Jesus, dude. Looking good. "
" I'm not as dumb as I pretend to be. "
" You want me to be a nerd? I'll be a nerd. "
" I wouldn't kick you out of the bed for eating crackers. "
" I think we got off on the wrong foot. "
" We wouldn't want anybody getting off on any feet! "