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" That's actually a great idea! "

" Of course it's a great idea. I always come up with great ideas. "

" Sometimes it's better to stay in familiar skin. "

" How can we make it to Heaven if God doesn't recognize us? "

" I was damned the moment I became her husband. "

" What a disappointment you are. "

" Welp. If you're gonna go, you might as well do it with style. "

" If I do it, awesome. If I fail, tragic. "

" Mama needs a night off. "

" What the actual fuck was wrong with those assholes? "

" I know I screw it up a lot. But I do love him, I really do. "

" All it takes is a little seed. Just little seeds here and there, and soon enough you have a forest. "

" If your stupid ass can get out of this, I look forward to working with you. "

" What the fuck? How is that a quest? "

" He has an erection. It is very inappropriate! [name] is appalled! "

" Are you scared of my butt or something? I'll have you know it is glorious. "

" This is an award-winning derriere! "

" We should try to save the others. It's the right thing to do. "

" You can't save them all. "

" End it. I should have never have lived this long. "

" Don’t compare your circumstances with how they were yesterday. Look at how they were years ago. "

" This is what you do for family. "

" I think I liked you better when you didn't make so much sense. "

" I've always made sense, [name]. "

" The show must go on. "

" Holy shit, am I that predictable? "

" If they ask, tell them I know what I'm doing. "

" Fuck no. I'm making this shit up as I go along. "

" Talking smack is my special talent. "

" This is new flesh. Delicious flesh. "

" You are so dead. "

" They are ravenous, and now they know of your flavor. "

" The clowns hunger. "

" If it used to be okay, but it’s not okay anymore, then maybe you should do something about it. "  

" You surprised me yesterday when you survived. "

" You surprised me yesterday when you survived. I won't make that mistake today. "

" That was needlessly gruesome. "

" What a pussy. That’s my opinion. "

" I'm watching. The whole universe is watching. "

" I can be forgiving. I have a forgiving nature. Grace should always be given in the face of betrayal. "

" This is my deal. My grace. This is how you win back your life. "

" It’s too dangerous for a show to have guest stars that are more interesting than the main character. "

" So help me god, I will abandon you right here and right now if you decide to take up the kazoo. "

" Jesus, dude. Looking good. "

" What is a cat girl? "

" I'm not as dumb as I pretend to be. "

" You want me to be a nerd? I'll be a nerd. "

" I wouldn't kick you out of the bed for eating crackers. "

" I think we got off on the wrong foot. "

"Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you."

" You’re a murderer! He probably had a family! "

" Bitches don't get rewards. "

" Let's go loot her corpse!

" I'm not obsessing. What makes you think I'm obsessing? ""

" What if it hits me back? I don't want to be hit back."

" How can you be so reckless and timid at the same time? "

" There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege. "

" It took the literal end of the world to finally give me a full night’s rest. "

" If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human. "

" I don't need you to like me, but you will respect me. "

" We need to come up with a snappy way to kill them. Something exciting, yet cute. Something with zest. "

" I knew exactly how I felt about it. It made me feel like an asshole. I didn’t like feeling like an asshole. "

" Just two seconds ago you said, and I quote, 'Some imbecile with a gun doesn't scare me!' "

" [name] is full of shit. He's lying. "

" Yeah, that's when I thought you were being a pussy. "

" There was a difference between giving aid and sacrificing yourself for people you didn’t even know. "

" This is so not worth it. Not worth it at all. "

" Wanna have some fun before you go? "

" I'm probably about to die, but I think you'll be okay. "

" Banging monster girls is not the narrative we’re going for with this story. "

" I'm sure something awful is going to happen at any second. "

" Remember to kill, kill, kill! "

" It's not the best protection, but it'll make your ass look oh so pretty. "

" Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you. "

" You better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess. "

" You're not going to break me. "

" This mortal coil is shed. "

" I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard. "

" [name]! It is another vile murderer! "

"You don't have to type in all caps, you know. It makes you look like you're yelling."

" I AM YELLING, [NAME]! "

"The dead are gross enough. It's much worse when they're moving around. "

" You might hurt me, or kill me, but you're not going to break me. "

" Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up. "

" Hey! That's my fetish! "

" Is there a more noble way to kill? "

" The longer you stay alive, the more money I make. And there is nothing in this universe I love more than money. "

" If we die, I want you to know that I love you, [name]. "

" If we die, I want you to know that I love you, [name]. I don’t love you as much as I love [name], because she's you know, she's my person. But I love you. "

" I am already one of God's most perfect creatures. "

" Glurp on that, motherfucker! "

" What the fuck? What the fucking fuck? "

" You always want to know why. Why can’t you just accept your circumstances and move on? "

" This music is making my head hurt. Why can't they play something good? Like Oasis. "

" You have already taken everything from us. Do not ask us to give more than what we have. "

" We are all parts of the same, inexorable machine. "

" All of us are afraid. Yes, your place in this really sucks. It's not fair. But believe it or not, I am on your side. "

" In other words, you are fucked. Absolutely bite-the-pillow fucked. "

" [name], you beautiful son of a bitch! "

" I am going to find you. And I am going to watch you die. "

" I look forward to kicking your ass all over again. "

" Are you familiar with the concept of fanfiction? "

" Should we kill them? We should probably kill them. "

"This is a betrayal most foul!"

" Please please please! I'll never ask for anything again! I promise! "