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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

Thinking about when I worked for honey baked ham and whenever we got busy our store manager would recalibrate the pricing scales to make hams more expensive per pound and most hams landed around $80 naturally so sometimes you'd get an 8lb ham for like $110

It seems expensive already but white people really like overpriced ham for some reason

Also this isn't me being funny I genuinely mean we would literally have a line out the door and wrapped around at 7am almost exclusively white people who wanted a $120 ham for Easter

The term Techbro used to simply define a nerdy guy who liked ipods and GPU's and shit, but that term has now been thieved by the harbingers of the dystopian apocalypse and I'm not even being hyperbolic

I will kill every techbro I see

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

here's the sarcomophogogus

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Wanna see yer mountain man cock, butt, nutz ‘n cunt!

My what now