howdy

This is the discourse I wanna see on this website

When the gym teacher forces the goth kids to participate.

As a former high school goth kid, I cannot agree more

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

Were these written by lemony snicket

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon

reblogging again bc i just realised that this farah person is significant in some way and i spent ages trying to understand 

only 2015s kids remember thebootydiaries

happy lose all your followers day!

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later