CHRONICLES OF A CORGI
@hairywinglesscherub
Hello. I am Zack. I am a corgi. This is where I post things. •••••••••• My mother likes to call me Zackary Daiquiri. She will also at times refer to me as Fat Bandit, Bubba, Boy Dog, Turd Burglar, and Satan. •••••••••• I have a beagle sister. She is old and grumpy. She doesn't call me anything. •••••••••• My heroes include: Bolt, Dug, and E4K9. •••••••••• Canines that I hate: cousins Toby and Harper. They're stupid. And big. But mostly stupid. •••••••••• My spirit humans are: Misha Collins and Richard Speight, Jr. •••••••••• Corgis are tricksters by nature. If I make you laugh, I am happy. If you fall down, I will also be happy and derive much elation from your pain. •••••••••• Mother is potatonomad! ••••••••••