Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

i know what you lot thinking

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

she is an icon. a legend. literally to breathe in her vicinity would be a blessing.

refuckingblogging this again because this bitch forgot

does anyone wanna kiss me. does anyone want a fuckin smooch.

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

What if I just don’t talk to anyone ever again

so i started to think about some stuff. never doing that again.