28th November, 2023
Smacking gum, slamming
Doors- so much noise! You’d make a
Shitty-ass ninja.

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28th November, 2023
Smacking gum, slamming
Doors- so much noise! You’d make a
Shitty-ass ninja.

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17th August, 2023
Brave creature. Vital
To the planet. A screaming
Wet avocado.
25th July, 2023
Why are you crusty,
So rude, and shitty? Maybe
You need to get laid.
12th July, 2023
Nod and smile. Fake laugh.
Pretend to be competent
Life in the office.
7th July, 2023
Don’t like drinking like
I used to. Am I grown up
Or has liver died?
Btw...this is my 600th motherfuckin’ post! Thanks to all of you who follow me and like my dumb, terrible, shitty haiku. I hope it brings you joy, you find it relatable, or brings a ray of sarcastic ire into your life. <3

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6th July, 2023
Trying to evolve
I practice yoga for peace
But I still hate your face.
Yesterday was my birthday, and at my advanced age, I’m trying to do more things that will bring me a sense of calm and strength, so I’ve gotten into a regular yoga habit. I am stronger and more flexible than I was before, my heart rate has dropped, and I don’t crave junk food as much as I used to...but people still suck.
20th June, 2023
All girls like other
Girls a bit, right? ...Right? No? Oh.
Guess I’m kind of gay!
Above is the haiku version of my realizing in only the last few weeks that I’m bisexual. So many things that I thought were just standard “girl things” are in fact standard bisexual things. Who knew? Certainly not me until a conversation with a friend brought it all together. I am a slow burn. Anyhoo, better late than never. Happy Pride y’all!
8th June, 2023
Two fucks outside my
Office. Won’t shut up or leave.
Oh shit, now a third!
12th May, 2023
Office work is dumb
Not like on TV at all
My soul is annoyed.
5th May, 2023
Art school grad, studied
Great works, honed creative skills
Work in an office.

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10th March, 2023
I have felt my brain
Stop, give up, and leave. I had
A job interview.
22nd February, 2023
The sound of your voice
Makes me want to set your face
On fire. Eat my ass.
2nd January, 2023
Mom with the gaslight
And dad with the denial
Xmas time is here!
I know- Xmas is over, but damn I was busy. Xmas went as well as could be expected, and I’m glad it’s over for another year. I have one more day off before I’m back to work. Now that we are in 2023, I want to thank everyone who followed me in 2022, and all my other followers who’ve been here for a while now. I love that you dig my shitty haiku- this dumb bastardization of a beautiful form of art. Y’all are great- happy 2023 you fabulous motherfuckers!
29th November, 2022
You’re friends with her still
But I’m not, so please shut up
I think she’s a cunt.
21st November, 2022
Boss explains new job
Pretend to get it, but wind
Blows between my ears.

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14th November, 2022
Ate bread and water
For lunch. Am I nouveau poor
Or prepping for jail?
17th October, 2022
Slow Monday means time
To think of random bullshit
Yay! Crying at work.