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28th November, 2023

Smacking gum, slamming

Doors- so much noise! You’d make a

Shitty-ass ninja.

#haiku #daily haiku #studio 575 #ninja #so noisy #shut up #office life #terrible ninja

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17th August, 2023

Brave creature. Vital

To the planet. A screaming

Wet avocado.

#haiku #daily haiku #african rain frog #avocado frog #frogs #he said there should be more poems about frogs #studio 575

25th July, 2023

Why are you crusty,

So rude, and shitty? Maybe

You need to get laid.

#haiku #daily haiku #why you gotta a such a deep fried bitch?#calm down #well fuck you too #studio 575

12th July, 2023

Nod and smile. Fake laugh.

Pretend to be competent

Life in the office.

#haiku #daily haiku #office life #how did i get here #I have no idea what I'm doing #studio 575

7th July, 2023

Don’t like drinking like

I used to. Am I grown up

Or has liver died?

Btw...this is my 600th motherfuckin’ post! Thanks to all of you who follow me and like my dumb, terrible, shitty haiku. I hope it brings you joy, you find it relatable, or brings a ray of sarcastic ire into your life. <3

#haiku #daily haiku #drinking #liver failure #alcohol #dry out #600th post #thank you #studio575

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6th July, 2023

Trying to evolve

I practice yoga for peace

But I still hate your face.

Yesterday was my birthday, and at my advanced age, I’m trying to do more things that will bring me a sense of calm and strength, so I’ve gotten into a regular yoga habit. I am stronger and more flexible than I was before, my heart rate has dropped, and I don’t crave junk food as much as I used to...but people still suck.

#haiku #daily haiku #yoga #birthday #healthy life #genx #people suck #studio 575

20th June, 2023

All girls like other

Girls a bit, right? ...Right? No? Oh.

Guess I’m kind of gay!

Above is the haiku version of my realizing in only the last few weeks that I’m bisexual. So many things that I thought were just standard “girl things” are in fact standard bisexual things. Who knew? Certainly not me until a conversation with a friend brought it all together. I am a slow burn. Anyhoo, better late than never. Happy Pride y’all!

#haiku #daily haiku #coming out #happy pride 🌈#bisexual #late bloomer #studio575

8th June, 2023

Two fucks outside my

Office. Won’t shut up or leave.

Oh shit, now a third!

#haiku #daily haiku #office life #STFU #hate you #studio 575

12th May, 2023

Office work is dumb

Not like on TV at all

My soul is annoyed.

#haiku #daily haiku #the office #office of lies!#so boring #no dwight here #studio575

5th May, 2023

Art school grad, studied

Great works, honed creative skills

Work in an office.

#haiku #daily haiku #art school grad #art school #artist #creative #office worker #cog in the machine #where are all the art jobs?#studio575

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10th March, 2023

I have felt my brain

Stop, give up, and leave. I had

A job interview.

#haiku #daily haiku #studio 575 #job interview #job hunting #hire me

22nd February, 2023

The sound of your voice

Makes me want to set your face

On fire. Eat my ass.

#haiku #daily haiku #studio 575 #hate you #liar #shut up #I can hear you all the way across the fucking office

2nd January, 2023

Mom with the gaslight

And dad with the denial

Xmas time is here!

I know- Xmas is over, but damn I was busy. Xmas went as well as could be expected, and I’m glad it’s over for another year. I have one more day off before I’m back to work. Now that we are in 2023, I want to thank everyone who followed me in 2022, and all my other followers who’ve been here for a while now. I love that you dig my shitty haiku- this dumb bastardization of a beautiful form of art. Y’all are great- happy 2023 you fabulous motherfuckers!

#haiku #daily haiku #xmas #xmas day #yeah i know i'm late #family #2023 #studio575

29th November, 2022

You’re friends with her still

But I’m not, so please shut up

I think she’s a cunt.

#haiku #daily haiku #studio 575 #hate her #cunt #stfu

21st November, 2022

Boss explains new job

Pretend to get it, but wind

Blows between my ears.

#haiku #daily haiku #new job #confused all the time #nod and smile #studio 575

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14th November, 2022

Ate bread and water

For lunch. Am I nouveau poor

Or prepping for jail?

#haiku #daily haiku #how did i get here #literally bread and water #rough times

17th October, 2022

Slow Monday means time

To think of random bullshit

Yay! Crying at work.

#haiku #daily haiku #studio 575 #monday #blue monday #sad

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