#blue monday

My first day in a new job with a new identity!

I nervously wave at people I don't know!

"Which bathroom will they let me use? Will I fit in? What if.......?"

I'm getting nervous as I get nearer.

I approach the receptionist to ask where I need to report to. I notice the glum even frightened look on the women's faces and I wonder why!

It doesn't take long to find out why as I feel an unwelcome hand run over my rear and then a sharp pinch. A malevolent chuckle "always nice to have new meat, welcome to the firm". I'm shocked!

But not for long! Before he realises what happened he's on the floor and on the receiving end of some very unladylike language.

Apparently he's been doing it for years but no one has ever stood up to him until now!!!

Blue Monday · New Order

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