Old Hag

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

If i were a medieval peasant girl i might have poisoned the well. just to have something going on

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

people who take photos of their plushies in locations are awesome

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down