I've known that I'm trans for a few years but I think I'm ready to do it now, I think I'm actually ready to transition.

I picked a real bad time for this, huh?

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

There seems to be a consensus among experts. A spokesperson addressed the press, stating "It's Wednesday my dudes". When we later called their offices to inquire as to the day after, we received no reply, leaving us both out of touch and out of time. More as the situation develops.

as soon as i’m under a blanket it’s over

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

when you wanna comment on a mutuals post but you guys don’t really talk and you don’t know if you can be weird w them yet :/

look upon my sons and despair

everything is a bug if you’re paranoid enough

Guy who’s only been in two relationships: "There are two types of women"