I've known that I'm trans for a few years but I think I'm ready to do it now, I think I'm actually ready to transition.

I picked a real bad time for this, huh?

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

victims of the chupacabra:

happy fourth day of disability pride month and no other holiday

I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because he’d come out of whatever coma Randy ‘Greaseball’ Pitchford has him in and he’d hear about trans women and be like “Damn… they’re making new chicks… I gotta get a piece of that action.” And he’d pull his notepad (labeled ‘SHIT I GOTTA TRY’) and crayon out and write ‘TGIRL PUSSY’ directly under ‘NEW MCRIB’ and ‘CONCUSSION’

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

theyre changing my diagnosis to "boy autism" because ive been getting really into formula 1 lately

they said they'll change it back to "girl autism" if i start shipping the drivers but i just can't bring myself to care more about a man than a car

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive