Blonde Broadcasting

Eating strawberry twizzlers followed by a strawberry fruit roll-up makes me think that companies need to reevaluate their strawberry flavoring to create universal standards.

The purring is amazeballs!

Tears before bedtime are mother nature's eye makeup remover.

I signed up for a Pinterest account like 3 years ago... Spent 2 days pinning stuff. I rarely return and never pin anymore. I think I need more interests. I've only pinned recipes. I don't like cooking but I'm quite fond of eating and I don't believe eating is a socially acceptable hobby. Pinterest discriminates against bland, boring folks like myself. Very insensitive.

I wonder how many people actually use the perfume samples in magazines. I can’t be the only one right? I might be the only one to use every single sample while reading it though… Cosmo sometimes makes me run out of available areas for application. I smell delightful.

I've never had Nutella....I'd try it I spose

I bought a swimsuit online thinking I'd rock the bikini just like the model...I forgot I'm a 30 something mom with grabable love handles. It'll look cute in my dresser drawer fosho.

Someday I will master the chip to dip ratio on my plate...every damn time I'm off

I'm so poor that I'll only be a regular at home.

Now that I can afford inexpensive shit like lip gloss, I still feel the need to justify my purchases... To myself. I worked 7 hours overtime this week and all my bills are paid... But yet I feel guilty buying a new bottle of nail polish. The struggle is real.

Someday I'll have enough money to throw away the ugly clothes in my closet instead of wearing them.

Miss her

I'll tell ya my expectations for Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror that I dvr'd off Encore weren't too big, but that was bad. Definitely not buying a copy on dvd fosho.