the wind shrieks at me.

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

You look like a fuckin’ idiot.

Nice name, Hadley. That was going to be one of my choices for my daughter’s name. Just kidding, it wasn’t. But it’s still a nice name.

You have a daughter? That’s surprising since you’re such a kid yourself.

That was so touching, thank you. I’m Hank.

Not that it matters, but Hadley. I’m Hadley.

Then I’m a loser. Sorry, chicky.

If you want to throw away your life with stupid drugs, then go ahead. It’s not like I give a crap about you and your well being. 

Kind of wish that I knew how to drive, because I can’t find my chauffeur and I really need some weed… killer. Weed killer.

Weed is for losers.

I can pause this. Everything okay?

Just needed someone to talk to, I can find someone else.

Of course, whatever you need. What is it?

I miss my parents... they’re not here any more.

Of course not. Is everything alright, Miss Winters?

No, not really. I just was wondering if I could talk to you about something.

Some of them are terrible. More could be done, and I think the teachers sleeping with students need to be dealt with more efficiently. 

Not fired?

That’s a good question, and I do indeed enjoy my career choice here. I’d have to say the level of eduction, and the student aid available. That’s always important to me, especially as my younger sister attends here. I think this university matches my expectations of that. Basically the take no shit policy with students, and having them buckle down, I think the staff have made a very good system for that. Just things like that.

That’s a good answer, Mr. Miller. On the subject of students and your sister, how do you feel about some of the teaching methods?

Yeah, of course. Go right ahead.

Great! Okay, so what do you feel are some of the great things about the establishment? You know, what makes your job enjoyable. I’m assuming you enjoy your job.