I’m here... where do I get my name tag?

Hey... are you here for the reunion too?

This is war, my fingers are sore! I might be a masochist just asking for more, ‘cause this stage is like a standoff and you’re pretty tough. I’m bruised and bloody, but I’ll never give up! — Sorry, did you want something? I’m just trying to rehearse.

Oh god... I just looked at my horoscope and apparently this week I’ll be ‘using my kindess and caring attitude to help others’. What is wrong with the world?

Kind of wish that I knew how to drive, because I can’t find my chauffeur and I really need some weed... killer. Weed killer.

Why are you following me? Or are you walking the same way... just checking, so I know if there’s a chance I might get killed today.

Hey, you busy?

Did you know that Walt Disney was afraid of mice? It’s kind of funny really.