Hachikoj

huntin’ cryptids

BRIAN IS A TEDDY BEAR AND I LOVE HIM

belly rubs you give that man belly rubs until he’s happy and he LOVES it like he’s got such a soft tummy and you love kissing and rubbing it because he always blushes when you do and its adorable??

no one can tell me he doesn’t love hugs, like, he’d hug you every chance he gets. you’re cooking? boom you’re being hugged from behind. just came home from work? he’s hugging you and telling you all about his day. this man LOVES physical affection and you return it as much as you can with little kisses around his face

Me Before the Third Date: God I hate this piece of shit, he’s so pretentious and has to make everything some sort of competition.

ME:

smoking weed with fairy royalty

you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda

you’re an alien visiting your human boyfriend on earth and you’re entering the earth’s atmosphere but you’ve done it like thirty times so you’re just chilling

everything is endless cornfields and stormy skies and the end of the world is coming so the radio’s playing apocalyptic tunes

you’re sitting outside dairy queen at 2am w cherry topped sundaes and you’re wearing your best friend’s faux fur jacket

you’re at 7/11 at night minding your own business but when you go to leave you realize the door won’t open and all the power goes out except for the slushie machine so now you’re just chilling on the floor in a 7/11 in the blue light & hum of a slushie machine

a tiny dancer living in a dusty music box

you’re really tired and it’s late and you feel numb but you’re laughing at memes and feeling intense love for your friends