scenarios just for u

joseph

he’d ask what he was doing wrong. of all people, he knows that you’d go into the arms of another person if he wasn’t making you happy and he wants to know what he was doing. i think he’s be one of the only dads to even consider giving you another chance because he’s too used to ignoring things like this and pretending it never happened. (“an mutually unspoken pact to ignore the worst in each other, to continue enjoying the best”)

mat

i’ll be honest, i don’t think he’d spare a lot of words with you? he’d ask maybe how long it’s been happening, and why you didn’t just break up with him if he wasn’t satisfying you. ofc no matter what you’d say, he’d just nod and leave. he’s not going to deal with this, but it’s really obvious that he is hurting. you were what got him back into music and you made him so happy and… this happens? he’s heartbroken.

hugo

i like to imagine the dads would be pretty civil or at least as calm as they can manage when they find out or talk to you about it, but hugo is having none of it. he doesn’t say anything to you, because he knows if he opens his mouth he’s going to lose it- he’s already gone through this before, with ernest’s other dad and the fact you’re putting him through the same bullshit is infuriating

brian

i had a bit of a hard time with him, but… i dont think he’d really process everything until hes away from you, alone with his daughter and dog again. daisy would try and comfort him but there’s things even she doesnt understand. she knows the weight of the situation, but she didn’t know her father would be sitting alone while holding back tears and sobs because he can’t show this to his family.

craig

see, he wouldn’t have a hard processing this. however, that wouldn’t stop him from giving this exasperated laugh as he looks at you like… “really? you- you’re not pulling some sick joke?” and when you don’t respond, he puts his head in his hands and shakes it. he expected so much more out of you and the fact you stooped so low makes his image of you change into something very bad

damien

his ability to stay calm and civil during this is absolutely astounding. lucien wants him to get angry as all hell, but hes holding himself back as he talks to you. he asks why, how long its been happening… if he could’ve done something different. he’s hurt and he wishes he couldve seen this coming but he didn’t and now he’s paying for it.

robert

joseph

he walks in all happy and chipper, maybe looking at a newspaper and talking about something. you respond, just as normal and when he finally looks up he drops the newspaper and gives this shocked gasp like “oh my- oh my goodness are you okay? what happened? why aren’t you at a hospital?” and he’s freaking out because you are bleeding and his dad instincts are kicking in and you have to quickly move and show all the makeup supplies to explain and once he realizes he just. he sits down and puts his head in his hands bc he needs a second

 mat

like joseph, when he walks in he wouldn’t rly notice it at first? he’d be humming to himself, looking at his phone when he sits next to you and finally he’d look up to see you? he jumps. this big muscular man would jump and probably yelp as he stands up and backs away like “hey you’re- thats-” and he’s stumbling over his words before rushing down the hallway to grab a towel and you’re stuck sitting there waiting for him to come back. when he finally does you just shake your head like “its,, makeup,,,” and he stops like “oh” and u both get to awkwardly stand there for a bit

hugo

when he sees it, the two of you would maintain eye contact for a good 10 seconds. and you don’t understand any of the emotions behind his eyes as he slowly pulls out his phone and you think hes going to take a picture of you but he’s about to dial 911 and you literally have to fight his phone out of his hand before you can explain what is actually happening- once he understands he still stares at you obviously shook from the whole situation but eventually hes like “it is. very impressive.”

brian

when he first sees it, he actually has to cover his mouth- the sight of blood, real or fake just makes his stomach flip and if its extreme sfx, he would most definitely have to leave and take a second before coming back in with a towel like “[dadsona], what happened? is that...?” and he’s the one who actually thinks to ask if its real. even when he finds out that its not real hes gotta step out of the room like “its very good but i cannot look at you rn ily”

craig

he’s seen a lot of gym injuries in his life, so obviously it wouldn’t make him sick to see it but he’d start worrying a ton?? but before he can leave to go get a first aid kit or smth, you tell him that its makeup and rather than just stopping like “oh ok” or sitting down all exasperated, he’d blink and be like “dude that is AWESOME??” n he’d want to watch you or even ask if you could do something on him 

damien

like brian, he... wouldn’t handle the blood well. he’d see it and have to step back because lord knows he’d probably get lightheaded. you couldn’t get a word in before hes coming back with disinfectant and bandages. you’d have to actually physically wipe it away yourself like “no- damien- im okay i promise” and you show that you really are okay by showing how the sfx works and he just stares at you before laughing nervously like “oh yes i,, knew that, yes

robert

hugo is a good man and i appreciate him

i also appreciate a man who is so obviously into dirty talking its not even FUNNY

i don’t even know why im so set on this, but this man could talk you into an orgasm. he could barely put a hand on you and you’d already be so damn desperate. you don’t know how hes so good at it, but being an english teacher has made him able to weave words together in such a way that you’re weak in the knees in the first 5 minutes