there is nothing deviant ////// about love.

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

do not neglect your archivist >:[

Not lovers or friends but a secret third thing (they play Catan together and Stratt pretends she's not preparing Grace for a one way trip to space)

Activated them like sleeper agents

Colored and made some mods ( *ˊᵕˋ)

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

That boy ain’t impressed that’s for sure😭

It would be easy for the rest of this filmpost to just be a list of things that happen in it: it's a kung fu movie, it's a musical, it's a comedy, there's a barroom brawl where people are getting staked with toothpicks and pool cues, there are TWO Jesus makeover sequences, there's a hugedude Mexican wrestler in a very small airplane, there's a lady named Mary Magnum, there's a motorcycle stunt performed by said Mary Magnum, there's holy water beer, there's lesbianism, there's a bit where Jesus bilocates to be in two fight scenes simultaneously, there's an EXTENDED bit where a bunch of atheists continually pile out of a clown car to fistfight Jesus. There are even vampires. It's wonderful, it's corny as hell, and everyone involved was full of a love for cinema and the joy of creating. Is it good? Who cares! Jesus has sideburns and wears earrings and he's crawling through a vent. Go watch it, it's on Tubi and on YouTube. If I'm not back in five minutes call the Pope.

This shit deserves an Oscar

it's here...