I do believe your galaxy

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

oh christ. percy telling annabeth that she's done more for him in the past week than poseidon ever has only a few days after saying he chose her because he thought they would never be friends... he is going to give up immortality for her on god.

coworker walked in on me enthusiastically making recordings of different sounds I found around the room (keyboards clacking, pencils scratching, whiteboards squeaking, phone busy tones, chairs creaking) and started laughing hysterically when I told her that I was “DJing reality”. she then left the room and came back with some crepe paper to tear and cut to capture more unique noises. delightful.

I might be autism

in this economy?

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better

another 4 hours should do the trick

you've liked 27 of my posts when does the kissing begin

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.