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i hope whoever decided to add soft ambient chiming sounds to amethyst geodes got her cock sucked
Hey! are you scrolling through your dash without armor? Thats dangerous! Here i have some extra iron, I'll make you a chestplate for your journey
Hey man, I noticed you werenβt wearing any pants... thatβs pretty embarrassing here take these
Youβre really going to scroll with NO protection from spike traps? Come on buddy, letβs get you some boots.
Don't forget your helmet! Now you can avoid traps, hang with piglins, and be the royalty you are!!
Very good, very good. Great work everyone!
By the way, did you know that armor doesnβt protect against magic?
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Its a good thing i made this cake earlier!
*places down cake*
Eat up if you need to restore some health!
it doesn't protect against wither damage either.
OH FUCK
my favorite running gag on origins is tubbo being violently homophobic. it somehow always happens when he logs on and itβs fucking hilarious every time
excuse me what
okay i should clarify; tubbo is not actually being violently homophobic, heβll just say something that slightly inconveniences scott and scott will retaliate with the force of a thousand allegations
If there's one thing that warms my heart a bit, it's how much players have always loved Endermen.
I've been playing minecraft since before wolves were added. I remember Endermen coming out, and just how much me and my siblings loved them. We were hardly alone. They're one of the most popular mobs in the game.
Because here's the thing about Endermen, they were the very first mob added to minecraft that felt ALIVE. They came before villagers, back when piglins were pigmen and only existed in zombie form, back before there was anything even remotely human that you could vibe with. Even after Villagers, even after Piglins, there's still something special to Endermen that captures players' hearts.
I think it comes down to the fact that Endermen are functionally useless to the player if you don't murder them. They can't trade or barter with you. They have no dungeons or fortresses for you to take from. They can even be quite annoying depending on what blocks you make builds out of. Endermen have little regard for the concept of personal property.
But, despite all of that, an Enderman isn't hostile to you by default. You never have to fight them. All they ask is that you look away. As long as you do that, then they're more than content to exist in your presence. Going about their day, doing their own thing, picking up blocks and moving them around.
And people love them. They love these alien creatures who have nothing to offer but their existence. I know so many players who go out of their way to not bother Endermen when they encounter one. Players who find one and keep it in a boat just to have some company. Endermen are adored by players just for being there.
Why? Because we were alone. We were alone in a world, and then we weren't. Endermen are strange and useless and dangerous but they are alive. They made us less alone. They were willing to exist with us peacefully when nothing else was. And that was more than enough to prove their value. They were friends to us, because they were there.
Even after we got villagers, even after we got piglins, maybe even after we found other players and servers and worlds upon worlds of other people, we never forgot our first friends. The ones who we didn't understand, who would attack us for a glance, but who were there when nobody else was. They were there, they existed, and we didn't need anything else to love them.

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Beed
I'm glad you all love the beed! I'm going to include it in texture pack I'm working on that gives every bed color a more unique texture! Currently most of them are done, but I still have a few tweaks to make :3
21 seconds Β· Clipped by Admiral JellyBean Β· Original video "Minecraft - "Shadow of Israphel" Part 26: The Mansion" by YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon
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"I hate playing, it's so annoying!" mine brother in craft, you loaded the world.
I was reading the minecraft wiki on piglin behaviour and oh my godβ¦β¦ babies will play with other babies and theyβre stackable no less.. .
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Redrew my old stampy art for the fourth time woooo
Many thousand miles behind us Many thousand miles before Ancient ocean have to waft us To the well-remembered shore
It roars like a lion, / Yet so calm and sincere, / Like a refined diamond. / Much beauty lurks here.
Minecraft, Version 1.13 - The Update Aquatic
1.13 - The Update Aquatic - Minecraft Wiki // Rolling Home - poem from Whall // screenshot from "Minecraft - Update Aquatic Launch Trailer" // healing - post by ladyfl4me // gif by hcngzr-blog // The Update Aquatic (Version 1.13) - fic by @oceantail-oceantail // the update aquatic - art by @spookystew // ocean update - post by fanonical // gif by halcyoncraft // The Ocean - poem by Iseac H. // tumblr ask by @starsandfluff
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I donβt know who this falling man is but he made me choke on my tea.
Letβs remember the moment i first saw bdubs.
the new music is not entirely bound to specific biomes because planting glowberries in a cave makes the game play the lush cave tracks while near it too
Minecraftβs soundtrack plays (somewhat) randomly. When in the Overworld and not underwater, a random track will play at sunset, sunrise, noon, and midnight - sometimes, no music will be selected.
When underwater, a random underwater music track will play 10-20 minutes after any other tracks have finished.
In the Nether and End, music plays 5-20 minutes after any other tracks have finished.
Aside from very few specific events (like respawning or killing the dragon), no music is really βboundβ to anything.