I Guess This Is A Taz Blog

With the new glitch to get the Light at the start of any cycle, you can now technically enact Lucretia's Shield on the Hunger anywhere before Faerûn for any%. However, this hinges on the given world being able to defeat the Hunger in the final battle. The earliest success so far is at Legato, if you get the arts students to tap into their rage.

You can use RNG manipulation to get the Slicer of Tapir-Weir Isles to appear on your first Costco run, though this is only useful if you're doing the Garfield Ending (why) or on NG+.

Barry can use a multiclassing slot to learn Lup's double jump ability in Cycle 23. Then on Faerûn, you can use the Infinite Jump glitch to get Barry to the Moon (bypassing the lich barrier by being alive), which causes the game to skip to Reunion Tour. However, the number of perfect inputs this requires in a row means this is considered impossible outside of TAS.

You can do a Reunion Tour skip as early as Phandalin, however. A few years before Gerblins, you can glitch lich!Barry into the Dryad Tree area of Goldcliff. You're not meant to get there until the end of Petals to the Metal, so everything's there, including the Love buff you can get standing near the tree. Barry can then get a second stack of Love (normally impossible) by going to Magnus' wedding. Then you immediately have him resurrect in his body, which freezes all buffs he has in lich form. If you then keep him alive until Phandalin, when the fire kills him, he'll have both stacks of Love plus his own innate bonus. The game won't let Barry possess party members, but since the Gauntlet isn't technically equipped by anyone, he can possess that. The OP Love buff slows the Relic Corruption debuff to a crawl, which keeps him there long enough to pass through the Moon barrier and, again, trigger Reunion Tour.

the first time the voidfish sings? The first time we hear the notes that will become ‘egg babe’? Is immediately after Lucas was making a fuss about, like “Well what if the voidfish dies!? What if it reproduces asexually and pops out a baby voidfish?!”

🌌The Voidfish’s Plea🌌

I threw this together pretty quickly awhile back because I loved the scene when magnus first gets in the voidfish’s tank. Everything in that scene truly rocked my world and the sheet music reveal really drove it home.

First image is of Lup, an elven woman dressed in a very comical, clown attire. She has tan skin, curly blonde hair, and a slight build. She is sitting cross legged and eyeing Barry, a human man wearing glasses, a denim jacket, grey t-shirt, and jeans. He has pale skin, short, brown hair, and a chubby build. Lup asks, "Is that a comically large clown shoe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Barry replies, "I'm sorry, what?" There is an awkward moment of silence. Second images show. an even more awkward moment of silence. In the bottom panel, Lup breaks the silence by speeding off with tears in her eyes. She shouts back, "Golly! Look at the time! Anyway! Enjoy the show! Bye!!" Barry, completely taken aback, shouts, "Wha--wait, I!" Third image shows him looking a little crestfallen, before noticing something down by his hand. On the seat beside him, where Lup had been, is business card that reads, "The amazing Taako Twins, B.O.B. Bigtop," as well as a phone number, "666-420-6969." Barry picks up the card and stares at it.

Fourth image shows Lup sitting beside Lucretia, a human woman in a leotard. Lup has her arms slumped forward on a table, her clown makeup smeared by tears. In the background, through open tent flaps is Taako, an elven man juggling bowling pins. Lucretia says to Lup, "Well I've heard worse one-liners. Bold move to leave him your number like that." Lup forlorn, asks, "Is there a sliver of hope that it worked?" Lucretia starts to reply, "Can't say chances are high but-" The ping of a cellphone near Lup interrupts her. One the home page is a message from an unknown sender. It reads, "Hi, Is this Lup? This is Barry from earlier..." Lup immediately perks up, phone in hand. She exclaims, "Oh shit, it worked!" Lucretia finishes her statement with," -they're never zero." End ID

happy candlenights!!! here is my gift for @holdmecloser-gandydancer for the 2021 candlenights exchange! i love stolen century and blupjeans and was super excited to see them in your prompts! (beach year supremacyyyyy)

i imagine taako got pretty tired after decades of pining hehe

@thecandlenightszone thank you for organizing this event!! it’s been super fun!!! 💛

I haven’t posted on here in a while but here, a comic!!

WIP!!! I'm redrawing an old (2018-ish?) comic and not to toot my own horn but toot toot, I've improved a lot

oh fuck yes

*ressurects some guy* okay listen i need you to do me a favor

so the guy who killed you has actually killed a lot of people in town- why has no one noticed? im glad you asked-

its because every time i bring them back

now listen. dying had to suck right. but i fixer it and i will continue fixing it

so please dont tell the cops about the serial killer

no i- no i get it listen i understand you dont want them to hurt more people

but listen i will keep fixing it right. just

listen when they see you again tomorrow wouldnt it be so funny if you acted like nothing happened just to fuck with them

right? right? its driving them NUTS

it is great youre right. now listen ive gotta go but I made a discord for all the people who got murdered as like a support group thing

so heres the link if you need to talk about it with someone i know its kind of a lot to keep to yourself

but please its so much funnier if you dont mention it or act like anything happened everywhere else

gaslight (convince the world that they DIDN’T spend several years engaged in a brief but violent international struggle for the grand relics; assure society at large that there have ALWAYS been two moons in the sky; insist to your friends that the red robes are evil [your friends are the red robes])

gatekeep (only members of your secret moon society are allowed to drink the voidfish piss and remember the last twelve years unencumbered by static; only you are allowed to drink the second, more secret voidfish piss and remember the last century as it truly was)