Fhhuuu...ck... Go Stupid Uh...

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

compilation of the ones in the notes

shirt idea

In the Good Universe this is what they have instead of wojaks. And people post it when they are feeling chill and nice and love eachother always

me when i have to work at the job i applied for

this drawing or picture was too angry so i edited it to be nicer

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

Criminal charges

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

worker: how did he say that picture