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Straight men need to retire a few phrases like don’t ever say “my pleasure” to me at work this is a professional setting contain your lust you beast

Me working at Chick-fil-A

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

you guys remember cry-typying? whenever I text my boss that I can't come in, I feel like I have to sick-type

"hey...*cough*.... I'm not feeling well....*sniffle*.....my tummy hurt.....me no work today"

on mondays i fuck the milk man on wednesdays i fuck the ice man. it’s that simple

Op gets no pussy on tuesdays

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

@gwac-emoly @totalbabemagnet us getting our build a bears asdlkajshdfsdfg

Omfg it is 😂😂😂