VAIN•GLORY

if scorpion and frog were in FFXIV they would be two separate bosses and after you whittled both of their healths down they would phase 2 combine with the scorpion on the frog’s back and go in unison With our powers combined…we ford any river! but as you weaken them their voices start breaking up and eventually the death animation is the scorpion stabbing the frog in the back and the frog is like I always knew…it would end like this… and the scorpion would say Frog…I… and then they’d both scatter into aether and itd be like DUTY COMPLETE and your wol would not even be smiling

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

how to make your lady characters even cooler: give her a happy trail

beats the shit out of you but in a girl on girl way

nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.

and getting someone else to light the cigarette for you because you're too badly injured/exhausted to do it yourself... that's gay sex baby