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Spent way too long on this one. I think I can actually classify “taking too long” as part of my style.

Me: Stop trying to force homosexual relations onto obviously straight characters when that will do nothing to improve upon the story or character development. The only reason they would do this is to pander to an audience, and that is never a good reason to create content.

Tumblr: WOW, YOU’RE NOT BLINDLY SUPPORTING THE HOMOSEXUALIZATION OF A CANONICALLY STRAIGHT *FRIENDSHIP* (EVEN THOUGH THEM BEING A COUPLE WOULDN’T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE OF REASONS THAT WOULD BE SO OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WHO’D WATCHED IT LATELY)?! THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU’RE A HOMOPHOBE WHO LOCKS HIMSELF UP WITH HIS COMPUTER 24/7!

Welp, here’s some art straight from the oven!

I saw this article that compared love to an addiction and proposed a pill to end it.

The fact that this article (which was posted to Reddit, the spawning pool of pathetic, cold, heartless individuals who I’m just going to call the “Anti-Human Movement”) wasn’t buried in downvotes is a sign that humanity is falling in and of itself.

But then something else happened that’s convinced me to just break off of Reddit entirely.

I voiced my opinion on this disgusting article, saying that love is a beautiful thing that gives human lives meaning and brings us together, and one user asked for a “source” (like robots are wont to do) and said: 

“Love is not ‘good’ or ‘bad’. How old are you to still hold such a black and white view of stuff?”

People....I think we’re reaching the end of the human age.

People have gotten so caught up in the “Everything in the Universe is subjective (because that’s the easiest way to look open-minded)” mindset that they’re actually starting to view “Love” as a morally grey area.

Not only is it “closed-minded” to view love as....good...but it’s also childish?

There really needs to be a renaissance of romance.

Okay sweetie.

It’s more like, “Wanting people (women and men alike) to not be selfish, love-hating filthbags with no regards to long-term commitment and happiness.”

Religious people know that life isn’t supposed to be one long, uninterrupted sexual experience, that life isn’t supposed to constantly be about how much fun you’re having, that taking a stance against your parents to piss them off doesn’t make you in the right (which is what half of these issues boil down to).

Religious people know that there’s a REASON that humans like sex. NEWSFLASH: It’s because humans want to reproduce! It’s because humans naturally want to fall in love and raise families!

Here’s a fun party trick: Anytime anyone says, “Stop sex shaming people, sex is perfectly natural!!!,” just ask them, “Oh, so you’re reproducing then?”

After that, you’ll hear a good, hearty dose of dead silence on their end.

It’s not about what’s “natural” or “healthy” to them, it’s ONLY about them having fun and avoiding responsibility like freaking CHILDREN.

That’s what religious people are trying to avoid, we’re trying to get an entire generation of adult 12-year-olds to wake up and try self-restraint once in a while.

It’s remarkable how little sex matters when you’re not hopelessly addicted to it like the media is trying to make you.

Sex isn’t important to a relationship, nobody has casual sex because of the “health benefits” that you could get by just going to the gym, and artificial contraceptive is just a child’s way of trying to shun all responsibility and self-restraint because they don’t have the NERVE to say “no” to immediate, short-lived sexual gratification.

THERE, that’s my angry rant about how 5% of the world is trying to destroy love and is sadly succeeding. 

If this were Reddit (the hive of anti-love, anti-moral bigots who don’t realize that they’re pushing their beliefs down peoples’ throats just as much as their “Old white man Christian” scapegoat does), I would get 5 messages saying “lol this guy thinks God exists”, 3 messages saying, “Lololololol kill yourself sex is fun and healthy and natural and here’s 4 links to scientific articles that don’t have any legs to stand on when it comes to morality”, and 2 messages that are quotes from the Old Testament (that Jesus refutes in the New Testament) taken out of context.

Business: Here’s what you need to know about how a business operates and the mathematical concepts behind it. Might not be the most fun, but if it’s up your alley you can get a stable job and be a valuable part of a company!

Literature: Here you can learn how to write elegantly and get your point across in the most efficient manner. The stuff you learn in this class can help you write your own book or screenplay!

Computer Science: Here’s a guide to learning how to code, make your own programs, etc. It’s tough, but it’s beyond helpful in the modern tech age. Have fun making that video game!

Art: Here you can develop your art skills and learn your specific style so you can improve and make some beautiful things like paintings, sculptures, designs, films, anything you set your mind to, so long as you stick with it!

Got a sudden surge of inspiration and ended up with this.