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Drag in the back of my slamula

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

who up sexualising the grotesque

who up being repulsed by the conventional

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

can you crossdress if youre already that gender

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

Come Over & We Can Hang Out on thr floor