starter sentence meme: lakewood edition.
“Come here. I’ve got you.”
“What are you doing here?”
“What are you doing here? It’s late.”
“I didn’t know where else to go.”
“I really don’t want to be alone right now.”
“Can I stay with you? Just for a while?”
“Wait. Just —— Stay with me. Please.”
“You’re not gonna start crying, are you?”
“What’s up with you? You look like crap.”
“You’re bleeding. Why are you bleeding?”
“You look like you just threw up your whole stomach.”
“There’s something wrong with you. I can see it.”
“Is there something you wanna tell me?”
“Scoot. I’m sleeping with you tonight.”
“Can I sleep here tonight?”
“You can’t sleep either, huh?”
“Your mind has been somewhere else, I can tell.”
“I’m glad he’s dead. He was a fucking asshole.”
“If I hear his name one more time, I swear to God…”
“Let’s be honest, the guy had it coming.”
“Valar Morghulis. All men must die, right?”
“I don’t want to do this anymore.”
“I won’t leave you alone. There’s a murderer out there.”
“Hello? Is anyone in there?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“I just need to sit down.”
“You need to sit and calm yourself down.”
“My money is on the girlfriend. I bet she did it.”
“I just can’t believe he’s really dead, you know?”
“I heard they found a used condom in his pocket.”
“Do you think his Sigma bros are gonna sell his things for charity?”
“What if there’s a serial killer out there and Tyler was just the first victim?”
“He was an ass, but it’s somebody’s life we’re talking about.”
“The motherfucker died and suddenly he became a saint.”
“Is this a fucking joke to you?”
“Honestly? I couldn’t care less.”
“I don’t have time for all of this bullshit.”
“He’s dead. Poor asshole. Now let’s move on.”
“I think some food would help right now.”
“I think some alcohol would help right now.”
“Wanna drink our sorrows away?”
“Come on, when was the last time you had fun?”
“I don’t want to have fun. Not with you, anyways.”
“Skip your practice and come have some fun with me.”
“Wanna talk about it? I heard it helps.”
“Is this the moment where we hug?”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“I don’t care. I’m going to hug you anyway.”
“Touch me and I’ll punch you.”
“The fuck? Why did you punch me?”
“Shut your mouth, this doesn’t makes us friends.”
ESTE SERÁ EL ÚNICO STARTER SENTENCE MEME QUE SE PODRÁ REBLOGUEAR.
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