Ranagus

Patroclus's death speech is so metal and people do not talk about that enough. Hector is gloating over his body and he essentially looks at him and says 'You did not kill me, the gods did. You're not special. You are powerless and your death will be next. Suffer.'

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

to date me you have to defeat my seven evil exes, but it’s sebastian stan’s seven characters im most obsessed with: steve kemp, frank, bucky, lance tucker, nick fowler, carter baizen and the mad hatter