Uh... Yeet?

@gurtsjseincorrectquotes

Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/they Oh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some others I’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.

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Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

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Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

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“I have a Brita filter.”

“WE have a Brita filter -- DO NOT PEE IN OUR BRITA FILTER, MARK!”

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Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

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Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

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I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

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unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

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I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it

#jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye egos #jackieboy man #marvin the magician #jse egos

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

#jackieboy man #antisepticeye #jse #jse incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye egos

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Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.

#jacksepticeye #Jackieboy-man #incorrect quotes #Henrik Von Schneeplestein

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MARVIN FROM JACKSEPTICEYE ON WHITE PEOPLE TWITTER??

Jackie: guys i impulsively bought a snake what should I name him?

Henrik: you did WHAT-

Anti: William Snakespere

#jackieboy man #henrik von schneeplestein #antisepticeye #jse #jse egos incorrect quotes #jse egos #jacksepticeye egos #jacksepticeye

Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Jameson, signing: You and me!!! Chase, tearing up: Okay.

#chase brody #jameson jackson #jse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jse #jse egos #jacksepticeye egos

Chase: So that’s my plan. Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Anti: It fucking sucks. Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

#GUESS WHAT #IM BACK BABY #chase brody #antisepticeye #jse #jse egos #jse egos incorrect quotes #jse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jacksepticeye egos

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Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

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thank you for this post

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Oh my god I love this

#i havent been active on this blog in a while #but this is worthy

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Chase: I have good news and bad news

Chase: which first?

Henrik: good news

Chase: I won’t do it again

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Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Chase: Those are Pokémon cards

Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you

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