I have stolen the Future

you're cute and it's tuesday

idgaf what anyone says regigigas has always been kind to me and i love hanging out with him and no one's taking that away from us

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

"big hammer" is probably the best girl-coded weapon type. most of the other standard weapons for girls have pretty wild implications if you think about them for too long but big hammer would never let you down

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire