Guntoshi's Adventures!

the worst part about being a samurai is it always takes a few seconds before someone’s blood will spray out of their wounds so you waste a lot of time waiting to see who won each dramatic showdown

And lemme tell ya there are a lot of dramatic showdowns. I’ll be on a nice walk when suddenly white flower petals are drifting on the wind and there’s someone I once considered a friend and confidant standing with his back to the full moon and Im just like. Fucks sake I swear I just did this.

THIS IS SO CUTE

Like we all know asuka is stronger than shinji and rei combined she’s an industry baby and puts a lot of pride into her piloting 02. Rei has half of her stitches loose and shinji spends 90% of his time rotting in his room listening to shitty new wave. but she makes this malnourished Victorian child open the door instead because #gender roles

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious